Snoova's Corner Cafe

If You Can't Take The Heat... THE CHARACTERS OF G.I. JOE      "In the barracks, each Scorpion thinks of himself as a desperate, isolated individual surrounded by thieves, cutthroats, and scoundrels - and he's right!" - from the file card, 1991. COBRA COMMAND Cobra Desert Trooper - DESERT SCORPION File Name - Various Birthplace - Various Specialties - Desert Scorpions come from other branches of Cobra.  Their specialties vary. BACKGROUND INFORMATION...     Cobra has troops for all kinds of different environments and they have never had a problem finding those particular people to serve there... except for the desert!  Snow Serpent's are okay with facing below zero temperatures, Eels make their peace with shark infested waters, and Range-Vipers are willing to deal with the fact that they will be dumped in the deep jungle and forgotten.  Apparently the scorching heat of the desert is where Cobra recruits draw the line!     Nobody is ...